figjam | Free as a Bird

(As I am still incompetant and don't know how to embed a flash animation into a webpage just yet, you'll have to make do with clicking the thumbnail and going 'ooh' that way.)

THIS TOOK ME FIVE HOURS. APPRECIATE IT, BITCHES Xx

Oh GOD how does anyone do anything in Flash, seriously? Honestly, that is no exaggeration. If anything, it took longer. Somebody, please, shoot me in the head xX

I don't know what's going on with its tail, either. I gave up on getting that to look like it was flowing right after about the third frame.

Yrae necks are clearly made from noodles. Look at it wobble! =D

This is strangely hypnotic, in a sort of... really crappy kind of way.

I dunno what to make the wings do at the top, but they change frames so quickly there that you can't tell anyway. BONUS!

I want Photoshop back. I can work on something there for five hours and have it look sexy, rather than a pile of strategically placed blue toothpicks.

NO THERE WILL NOT BE A BACKGROUND. PISS OFF.